

Nine MonthsTired red eyes continued to stare mindlessly at the computer screen, strolling down the page from time to time. The young man's nose wrinkled as he read the fan fiction he stumbled upon. Jack shook his head. "Okay, this is just too crazy," the evil genius growled, gaining the attention of his metallic minions. "Male pregnancy... They could have at least explained how it happened and... " Jack scanned further down the page as he read the effeminate male go through labour. "And explain where the baby comes out from... What? His ass!" the teenager ranted. He didn’t really care about the story, but he was still sore about what happened two hoursNine Months


At the TableIt was quite a shock really. Umino Iruka pleasantly bustled down the streets of a quaint sea-side village with his three team-mates, a happy spring in his steps. The mission they had just completed was a scroll delivery to a feudal lord in the city next over. The four ninjas, who looked like sweaty tourists, were eager to spend the rest of their mission time relaxing and decided to extend their stay at the village instead of returning home to Konoha. "Ebisu really won't know what'll hit em'... I would have warned him, if he didn't take a shot at my teaching methods." Iruka explained with a snort as his feAt the Table


Strike One"Heh, just wait till Hanai-sensei sees this report. I'll show him for calling me a slacker, that ole' bastard." Umino Iruka laughed as he departed from his home that no longer held three loving family members but one child who never forgot but was moving on. "Umino Iruka may be a lazy brat but he is not a slacker." the boy growled as he bustled down the streets of Konoha towards the Ninja Academy. "There's the pervert! Get him!" The Academy student stopped his cheerful skip and gazed at the commotion. A group of tired looking but mostly angry women carrying spatulas, brooms, mops, pans, and whatever theyStrike One
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Cats... do love to play as snakes.
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His pride called for retribution. It called for vengeance. It called for payback. It called for some other worthy synonym in the thesaurus. -- LRTM
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-Optimus Prime (Prime Target)
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-Rodimus Prime (Face of Nijika)
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